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I was driving around with a friend when two homeless people appeared.

Vicki: wow, lock the doors.

Me: you need to calm down kid.

Vicki: oh god, she’s pregnant.

Me: well at least the baby has a home.

When your parents take your phone

then they ask you whats wrong

and you’re just like:

My mother’s feelings on 80’s music.

me:what would we do without these awesome songs?

mom: i dont know, but it would be peaceful.

Hunger Games GIF Challenge

1. Open your gifs folder.

2. Use every forth gif.

3. NO SKIPPING.

On the morning of the reaping:

Waiting for the names to be called:

Your reaction when your name is called:

What you think of the other tribute from your district:

Saying goodbye to your friends and family:

First thing you do on the tribute train:

Your reaction to the other tributes:

What you think of the capital:

What you think of your stylist:

What you feel during the tribute parade:

Reaction to your score:

During your interview preview:

Your interview:

How you spend your last night before the games:

Waiting in the launch room:

During the blood bath at the cornacopia:

Your reaction when someone asks to be allies:

What you do for most of the games:

The first time you kill someone:

When the other tribute from your district dies:

How you feel when you win:

The first thing you do when you get home:

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My life..

My life..

when you’re in the middle of an awkward conversation

no wait, not awkward anymore..

cheated on me with my penis…

cheated on me with my penis…

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that moment when someone mentions an embarrassing story from your past in front of a group of people

and you’re like

and they are just like

This is what I did when I had no wifi.

This is what I did when I had no wifi.